Hello Comedy Control fans,
On this page we have only the best, funniest sport jokes! Hope you enjoy them!
Joke 1: What’s the difference between Spurs and A taxi?
A taxi only let’sin 4, but Spurs let in millions!
Joke 2: What did the coach say to the vending machine?
Give me my quarter back!
A young man was playing a round of golf. When he was playing an old man came along and said “Can I join in?” And the younger man said “Yes… Of course!” When they got to the last hole they were drawing. This was the hardest hole of the course. There was a tree near the hole. The old man said ” When I was your age, I could hit the ball over that tree!” So the younger man said “Well, If you can do it then I’m sure I can!” So the younger man hits his ball and it get’s stuck in the tree. Then the old man says “But when I was your age that tree was only an inch tall!”
A man went to the doctors and said ” Doctor help me! I keep playing soccer in my sleep!” So the Doctor said, take these pills, they will make you sleep better!” Then the man said “but I can’t! Tonight is the final game!”
Why did the golfer where 2 pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!